Some things never change/don't call me Aly.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009
The day after a friendly, albeit odd message exchange on Yelp with an ex from about a year and a half ago (in which he repeatedly asked me to dinner and then ended up "mistakenly" blocking me from replying to his messages) this conversation occured via email:

From: Jesse Rock
To: alysonholic
Sent: Aug 18, 2009 11:11 AM
Subject: Re: It's doing it to me too. No idea why.
Allison. What fuck doing?

On Tue, Aug 18, 2009 at 11:10 AM, alysonoholic wrote:
It's Alyson. Do you even remember my last name?

From: Jesse Rock Date: Tue, 18 Aug 2009 11:19:23
No, but I apparently miss-spelled the fuck out of your first name. Geezus I'm an idiot. I was just going over "glorious results of a misspent youth". Lol. You're "wordy". I also don't have your phone number anymore.

On Tue, Aug 18, 2009 at 11:20 AM, alysonoholic wrote:
Don't be jealous that it's more entertaining then your blog. And it's mostly just big fonts.

On Tue, Aug 18, 2009 at 11:31 AM, Jesse Rock wrote:
My blog is a repository of photographs that I took with my phone (pre-Blackberry. I still haven't figured this shit out).

From: Jesse Rock Date: Tue, 18 Aug 2009 12:03:46
So, uh. Number?

On Tue, Aug 18, 2009 at 12:04 PM, alysonoholic wrote:
Awww, you haven't changed at all! Which is exactly why I think we should stick with non-phone communication for now.

From: Jesse Rock Date: Tue, 18 Aug 2009 12:17:47
I'm guessing it's more don't want sk84 to know you're having this conversation, but that's just guessing.

On Tue, Aug 18, 2009 at 12:21 PM, alysonoholic wrote:
You guess wrong. I love this guy. A lot. He treats me very well. And he is is fully aware of the situation. I don't consider this to be anything I would need to hide from him and he isn't threatened at all.

So....No number for now.

From: Jesse Rock Date: Tue, 18 Aug 2009 12:30:45
I thrive on consistency. I'm starving.

On Tue, Aug 18, 2009 at 12:33 PM, alysonoholic wrote:
Then you should have Val(his ex-fiancee)somewhere waiting in the wings, right? I have to assume her threshold for your BS must be infinitely higher than mine.

Give Luciano's a break already.

From: Jesse Rock Date: Tue, 18 Aug 2009 12:51:48
Listen: I take full responsibility for being an asshole. That's who I was, I'm not proud of it and if I could take it back I would. Believe me, most of my life right now is back-tracking. It's not fun but I made my bed and now I have to deal with it. You didn't get the best of me because I was fresh out of an engagement. I apologize. I was hurt, angry and didn't think women were good for me.

You were sweet to me Ally and I wasn't sweet back. You did nothing to deserve my wrath, and I feel ridiculous when I look back on it (although I did make you delicious Salmon).

On Tue, Aug 18, 2009 at 1:03 PM, alysonoholic wrote:
I appreciate the apology.

From: Jesse Rock Date: Tue, 18 Aug 2009 13:10:13
Let me take you to dinner.

On Tue, Aug 18, 2009 at 1:16 PM, alysonoholic wrote:

If you're interested in pursuing a friendship I won't shoot that down and would consider meeting up with you at some point in the future, but no half assed apology is going to change the shitty things you said or did to me. I can be nice, but there's not much else to be done when you've destroyed someone's trust and respect.

From: Jesse Rock Date: Tue, 18 Aug 2009 15:37:34
Wow. That, ummm. That totally blows my "is a bj out of the question" question out of the water.

Yes folks, that is just how classy the majority of my exes are.

1 comment:

Rosalie said...

Your tag made me snort out loud.

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