Online dating made me miserable.
Fee Fi Fo Fum...
Fun with dating sites.
Lewiston, Idaho needs more B&Bs or a maybe a boutique hotel.

wow. you like my hotel options?
GAG
Dubs: oh yucko.
no b&B?
me: I've found ONE
still perusing
jeezus
oh my shit
this place
everything is so GENERIC
Dubs: yuck. i say go econo lodge
it has about the worst fucking name for a chain of motels that i ever did hear in my life.
weirder and worse than King Oscar Motels.
me: those are strange
I want NICE!
fancy!
dammit
there is still a site up for a B&B that stopped in '08
http://local.yahoo.com/ID/Lewiston/Travel+Lodging/Hotels+Lodging/Bed+Breakfasts okay, this looks more promising
Dubs: Ew god
motels are the worst
me: frack
if i can't get boutique, i want THE NICEST PLACE THEY'VE GOT
alpacas!!!!!
Dubs: YES
alpacas!
me: i could stay there!
Dubs: the italian place looks cute, too
Aha, and the alpaca folks are from Seattle
they will like you
It looks cute. Nice pool, too
me: i think the old Italian lady might hate me
Dubs: uh oh
why's that?
me: IDK
just my intuition
Dubs: hahaha
my god, her intro is ATROSH
me: Which one?
i wish I could open the Cliff House page
Dubs: the italian lady. read the fuckin top paragraph on the main page
me: hahahahahahahahahaha
Dubs: yeah
pretty bad
but she looks like a sweet old lady to me
me: true
I'm leaning towards alpacas thoguh
tho 19 miles is FAR in ID
Dubs: Yeah that's true
me: this is hilars tho
I'm so fucking Seattle now
"WHAT? NO BOUTIQUES?"
Dubs: Hahaha
seriously
THERE HAS TO BE A QUAINT SHOP
I don't want fuckin' chain motels
GLARGH
me: DOES THIS PLACE HAVE A SPA??
Dubs: No asians = no nail salons, sorry
me: hahahahhahahaha
Dubs: so solly
That's what friends are FOR.
me: so, I'm over it
Dubs: Dude
You should be over it for a million other reasons than that
not the least of which is that if you hadn't already rode that dick, I'd swear he was packing a yeasty vagina.
And is psychotic
me: hahahhaahahahahah
Dubs: CUUUUTE
me: dude, it just keeps getting cuter. I give up
Let's just think of this bout with ****** as a placeholder while I was bored and Wee Crush was out of town
Dubs: Yes, Let's
it helps explain away your severe lapse in judgement a little better.
You are SO grounded if you go out with him again. He leaves in the middle of sex. He's like a mid-30's middle schooler, dude.
me: God, I love you.