me: so, I'm over it
You should be over it for a million other reasons than that
not the least of which is that if you hadn't already rode that dick, I'd swear he was packing a yeasty vagina.
And is psychotic
me: dude, it just keeps getting cuter. I give up
Let's just think of this bout with ****** as a placeholder while I was bored and Wee Crush was out of town
Dubs: Yes, Let's
it helps explain away your severe lapse in judgement a little better.
You are SO grounded if you go out with him again. He leaves in the middle of sex. He's like a mid-30's middle schooler, dude.
me: God, I love you.