me: so, I'm over it
You should be over it for a million other reasons than that
not the least of which is that if you hadn't already rode that dick, I'd swear he was packing a yeasty vagina.
And is psychotic
me: dude, it just keeps getting cuter. I give up
Let's just think of this bout with ****** as a placeholder while I was bored and Wee Crush was out of town
Dubs: Yes, Let's
it helps explain away your severe lapse in judgement a little better.
You are SO grounded if you go out with him again. He leaves in the middle of sex. He's like a mid-30's middle schooler, dude.
me: God, I love you.
"telecom kids are cute
When I think of how much I might weigh now had I continued seeing a pastry chef I shudder. Still, I am so happy to see that he's been successful - after spending a good amount of time working with Tom Douglas as Executive Pastry Chef for the Douglas restaurants he moved over to Spring Hill in my 'hood. I haven't eaten anything he's made for probably 10 years and I can't say I'm too sad about that - at least my waistline isn't.
Also, I really can't bake for shit so I imagine I'd eventually be overcome with jealousy that he makes a better pie crust or something.