Neighbor: I just saw a super hot girl in black boots crossing our parking lot and said "oh wait, that's Alyson." Haha :) How's the bf sitch?
Me: HAHA! Thanks. I'm single once again and enjoying it. ;)
N: Me too. Too much drama! Let's hang a bit soon. Maybe you can wear those boots! :).
Me: They seem to be a crowd favorite at work today!
N: I'm sure they are. Perhaps u should throw in a pair of thigh highs next time u wear them? :) might as well go for the total shock factor.
Me: Um, I work with a bunch of old dirty men & get sexually harassed regularly enough as it is. They're drooling over the knee high socks so I may already be pushing it.
N: Humm. U should try using your shape to get a raise! I betcha it works if u try. :).
Me: I'm sure it already does, but not the kind of "raise" that would benefit me financially.
N: I sure hope I don't fall into the dirty old man category!
Me: You can't be that much older than me.
N: True but my mind is somewhat dirty. At times. :). Haha.
Me: Well, that's preferable to being a total square.
N: Ya I don't fit into the square arena at all. U know ud prob mix really well with a few hot tats. Anyone ever plant that seed?
Me: Um, I'm covered in tattoos.
N: Bullshit! Really??? Where and how come you don't show them?
Me: Hahahahah! I've got 'em all over but most of them are covered in cold weather. I've been getting inked since I was 14, no joke. You got a Facebook, old man? ;)
N: Wow. That's a huge turn on for me. Tats make my left shake with the spankin itch. Haha. Seriously. My x gf got a tat of my hand imprint on her left cheek. Was kind of funny. I got off facebook. Was tired of the dorky comments etc however I need to reactivate my account now that I job searching. Plus I had tons of kitesurfing/band photos on there I need to save.
Me: Well, there are pics with my tats on there. I'm not a huge fan of having my ass slapped, sadly.
N: Well, for the record I'd never slap a woman but have been known to provide a firm spank during erotic times. Have any photos of your tats on your phone u can send?
Me: I don't. All on my old phone.
N: No worries. Maybe you can show me some time. I'll sit on my hands. I hope are aware that I'm not too serious about the spankin thang tho. However I will say that u do have some pretty potent pheremones. At least what I can sense in an elevator for a few seconds. Haha.
Yes folks - this happens to me on a regular basis. I've shied away from posting most of it before but I have been urged by Dubs to share these priceless moments with the world. Enjoy.